Holy Puck! Did KL just get dissed?!
I learned about this from Luthien, drew some conclusions and landed up at Xiaxue’s blog! Holy shitnitz! She said..
Well about the trip. I think KL sucks. It sucked because of the bloody KL-ians (Kenny say I cannot assume all Malaysians are like that and Kuching people are not like that so I cannot use the word Malaysians) are a bunch of rude, uncivilised, ti ko (for men) and worst of all, DISHONEST people. Well, at least those I saw anyway. I’ve never seen a city of citizens so fucking horrible before. Is it only the sale stuff who are like that? I certainly hope so. The Malaysians I know are certainly not so bad.
The temerity of this.. this..
Do I have “stupid” printed on my forehead?
Wait, wait.. I’m going to enjoy posting the inflammatory bits:
After we alighted we still didn’t know where the damned street is, so we asked people. This Malay fucker just stared at me (in a rude manner) when I asked him politely! GOT SUCH PEOPLE OR NOT YOU TELL ME! If I got a pig with me I surely hit him with the pig.
and…
Welcome to Petaling Street, where if you ain’t cheated, you didn’t come here yet.
this one cannot bluff, as they say…
This Chinese guy walked past me, delibrately close, and brushed his arm very hard against the diameter of my whole left boob.
I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHS IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THE LOUSY, MUTHAFUCKING BASTARD!
I don’t know why I did that, but instintively I turned back and smacked him hard on his retreating back. I wanted to kick him or pull his collar but I didn’t dare at that point in time. Well, I wasn’t protected by our local police, and I have no idea how full of justice Malaysians are (I suspect not at all).
wah lau…
As if the molesters are not enough, the vendors are mostly, like 90%, male. They are either young bengs, or bangalas. I don’t know if they are really bangalas but they look like they are.
sigh… more of the same…
And I despise Malaysia’s “sale”. It is miserable and once again, another cheating gimmick. SALE? Give me a break, Malaysia. Have you seen Singapore go on sale before? When we say sale, we mean sale. Like 70% off Mango, 50% off topshop and m)phosis, and even islandwide Watsons 20%.
When Malaysia goes sale, everyone reduces 10%. 10 freaking percent! A GREAT FAT LOAD OF MONEY THAT IS. You want to give 10% for fuck? $10 becomes $9? WOW! How about no? Keep the change, you filthy animal.
I take it she likes the shoes and the food. My oh my, lucky us, eh? Aiyah, maybe give her the benefit of the doubt lor, she was so nice she tagged on a pithy disclaimer for the mulch above:
Post-note: Woah woah! Don’t get so angry, Malaysians! I’ve been to Penang, Ipoh, Malacca and JB, and I loved these places. However, KL disappointed me. Do not fault me, for all I did was to write a true-blue account of what happened. And if I didn’t like the place, can’t I complain on my blog? Popular as it is, it is still an avenue for me to vent my frustrations. =)
By now I know that I have been shopping at the wrong places, and perhaps, KL is not so bad after all? I guess I need a KL tour guide, haha! But what remains true is that the places and people I encountered remain an authentic part of KL, and won’t it be good to warn future tourists not to go to such places? They really sucked. So what if part of KL sucks? I’m sure parts of SG sucks too.
So yes Malaysians, if you have advice for Singaporeans going to KL, do write them down, and do not slam Singaporeans for being arrogant and expecting too much. That’s irrelevant and making excuses for the lousier parts of KL. Nobody goes to a country and expects to be cheated and molested, right? I don’t think I expected too much. And well Malaysians, if you still decide to be rude and uncivilised, just think of the image you are protraying for your own country. Not good at all.
Oh yeah as for the toilet thingy, if there is already a long queue formed, there is no excuse to go queue outside a cubicle and cut everyone’s queue. That’s plain rude.
Be nice everyone! =)
Wah, I’m so happy she’s Singaporean.
UPDATE: Now that I’ve calmed down, and have decided against reciprocating such lurid descriptions of Malaysia with some of my own against Singapore, I shall just say that, apart from her breathtakingly stupid comments about Malaysia, I’m sure she has every right to lambast anything on her blog. I just pray the gods of internet justice get medieval on her ass and tear her a new one, but I find myself adrift in a sea of hope, alone. Oh well.
Come on give us the retort! It would be interesting to read what you have in mind.
Anyway, interesting way of swearing:
“pray the gods of internet justice get medieval on her ass and tear her a new one”
btw, your other posts were really good, esp. the one on cultural relativism…will come back and dig for more hidden treasures =) Meanwhile I’ve added you to SARA (www.sarawho.tk) if you don’t mind. Send me an email if you wish to remove it.
Cheers.
Comment by boringest — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 8:36 pm
she’s so funny i forgot to laugh. how old is she? must be 12 years old. welcome to the world bitch!
Comment by hisyam — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 8:58 pm
boringest> thanks very much for the heads up
i’ve been to SARA and was wondering how to sign up lol.. 
from what i gather, she’s becoming something of an expert at saying the most gawdawful things. and she has (wait for it..) FANS! yes! FANS! i’m sure she’s nice and all that, but i wonder what her mummy thinks.
hisyam> 18 or 19, i think.. at least, that’s what i think lah. i’ve got singaporean friends who are really not like her, and i’m hoping she’s not representive of the population there.
Comment by xpyre — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 9:15 pm
she has become the joke of the Internet, ranting for the sake of ranting. she thinks she’s being controversial and in your face, but really she is just being attention-seeking and silly. and vain as hell. too bad she has been “raised” to celeb level by the media… but er, she’s just an insecure airhead who takes herself too seriously. what an embarrassment to the singapore community. and why on earth is she a tomorrow.sg editor. pui!
Comment by luthien — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 10:35 pm
and what’s this double standard remark: “be nice everyone”. she comments badly on other people’s blog as well. check out:
http://tribolum.com/archives/2005/07/22/pot_kettle_an.php
“1. At 12:05 AM on Saturday, July 23, 2005, Xiaxue said:
I never said I didn’t want to give up the seat to the pregnant lady. Please read carefully before you make such defaming statements. I ALWAYS give up my seats to those who need it.
And meanwhile, I said I do not condone flashing in a public place. I didn’t say I am not ok with nudity.
I think, before you even give your views on something, you have to at least take some time to know the subject, otherwise you will just sound like an idiot.”
er… please read her last para… HAHAHAHAHAHAA! what a joke. stop me from choking on my banana, please!
Comment by luthien — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 10:41 pm
sorry ’bout that, there was a moderation thingamajig, dunno why… can’t see anything offensive with your post, actually. wordpress MU is pretty weird sometimes :p
yah, i’ve read that on lucian’s blog and was quite surprised at the time at the way she reacted. i was quite shocked about the post she made with respect to sarongpartygirl, but that’s old story already, no point talking about it; what’s more, i was only a lurker then, and wasn’t involved, so i shouldn’t speak about it.
still, what’s pretty ironic is, although she’s apparently against “extreme” forms of exhibitionism, she’s doing a pretty ‘bang up’ job about exhibiting herself.
reminds me of that *paw print* person…. hmmm…
Comment by xpyre — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 10:47 pm
“pray the gods of internet justice get medieval on her ass and tear her a new one”
Classic.
As for her comments, I never really had a high opinion of her, thus it doesn’t matter much to me.
Comment by Eliar Swiftfire — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 11:13 pm
er.. actually… i wanted to write about how she’s very much like that “paw print” person too… LOL. anyway, that site is dead, no?
yep, about she dolling herself up like a shibuya billboard and (purposely) showing bits of cleavage… as the thais say same-same but differain lah.
actually, why i’m taking issue with the blog is because of the attention it’s getting and she’s not exactly one i would pick to represent singapore in anything (but perhaps as getai champion maybe passable). otherwise, i (and many others) wouldn’t have bothered. she’s embarrassing all of us, nia.
ps: i’m not surprised if she’d chosen to go to petaling street because there’s a PPS and she thought that place must be damn cool or what. haha, how bimbotic.
Comment by luthien — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 11:18 pm
wait a friggin’ minute, luthien. she’s a *columnist* on the New Paper AND Maxim? I just read this off Sandralicious’ blog. please, dear god, please tell me it ain’t so. please!!
eliar> well, after she did the ‘diss-KL’ line, then revert to the ‘it’s-all-in-the-name-of-fun’ line, to ‘it’s-my-damn-blog’ line, i paid attention. lol..
Comment by xpyre — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 11:33 pm
xpyre, not fulltimer lah, just write as and when type. the publications are just riding on her fame to push up sales. really shameless. but i didn’t bother reading any of her drivel on print. who would take anything that comes from an ignorant person’s mouth seriously.
funny how she calls people who comment badly on her blog uptight, humourless and stupid when she is the epitome of all those.
eh, i think i am getting bitchy and personal. LOL. but forgive me, i also buey tahan her “‘diss-KL’ line, then revert to the ‘it’s-all-in-the-name-of-fun’ line, to ‘it’s-my-damn-blog’ line, i paid attention”… so banal and lame.
can’t really say she’s young and therefore should be excused. cos i really don’t remember myself (and a whole lotta other people) being as silly as her at 20 years old!
hmph, memalukan orang singapura aje. i’m so marah. HMPH.
Comment by luthien — Wednesday, 24 August 2005 @ 11:57 pm
i wonder if she’s gonna come up with yet another rant post about how we “fuckers”(sic) have no sense of humour, are righteous tight-arses and generally not the kind of people she wants to hang out with.
this is so exciting!
Comment by xpyre — Thursday, 25 August 2005 @ 10:52 am
Heh the gods of the Internet did lambast her, they came in the form of ME!!…
I ripped her a new one, she went on hiatus, for like a week, now sadly she’d back..
Comment by ShaolinTiger — Wednesday, 14 September 2005 @ 5:15 pm