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They hate each other and we popcorn-consuming, bedazzled bystanders are, get this, the shitnitz. My dear friends and non-friends, please allow me this moment to regress momentarily to my childhood: “Boo-fucking-hoo, people”. Exchanging barbs: not so bizarre, but between friends, it’s just enough material to get the blood going, ya know what I’m saying? Why pay Astro to watch some lame-assed television show about cute blondes saving the world from vampires, eh, when you have your own set of vampires here in “blog-o-blah-land”! It’s fun for the family, people, and we should watch with rapt attention!

Not only are innocent bystanders given the shaft, it appears we should write long, boring socio-political commentary for it, since quite a bit of ire is reserved for such worthies, eh? Wah, where should start? Let’s see:

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We have had a rare treat over the past few days. We’ve been able to sit back and watch mobs tear apart Dawn Yang for having gone under the knife. I’ve recently wondered if these inquisitive assholes have a right to know everything about her. For all those who’d love to mourn Princess Diana publicly, well, let’s just remember she got killed while speeding away from papparazi. Maybe celebrities deserve papparazi because, after all, people think they deserve to know.

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