I could hardly believe what I was reading. I got several links purloined off SingaporeAngle’s blog, here. It appears that Singapore’s hangman, recently ‘forced’ into retirement, is threatening to sue to Singapore government for wrongful dismissal. I.. I don’t know: I’ll allow you a few moments to let that sink in. Oh, and you can find the articles here and here.

Amid the debates and the storm of opinions from both countries, we have a situation where one man is making complaints about losing his job, which just so happens to be at the very heart of the controversy. Nguyen’s been hanged, now, but I’m hard-put to think my way through the absurdity: one man’s life hung (sic) on the balance, and the excutioner was having an argument about not being able to perform the execution. It’s worthy of a Monty Python skit, at the very least.

And in the executioner’s defence, he makes pointed suggestions about amateurs not being able to perform the job as quickly and cleanly as he does. I don’t know how to think about that; on the one hand, I’m sure there’re a host of practical reasons to allow more experienced people to execute others, but on the other hand, his running conversation with the media in the attempt to keep his job looks like the makings of an excellent black comedy.

It’s the matter of fact way in which Mr Darshan Singh makes his points that chills me to the bone. Some gems from Mr Darshan:

In the media interview, Mr Singh insisted that no one else in Singapore was trained to carry out the execution, and that an inexperienced hangman could make mistakes. “With me, (the prisoners) don’t struggle,” he said. If (the executioner is) a raw guy, they will struggle like chickens, like fish out of the water.”

Even Mr Nguyen’s barrister says something about this:

Nguyen’s barrister, Les Lasry, QC, said the thought of the hangman’s job being advertised — or enlisting an amateur — was “grotesque, absolutely grotesque … if it wasn’t so grotesque it would be laughable”.

I’m prompted to say something dramatic, here. I thought about restraining myself, but what the heck: the above is the new face of evil, my friends; innocent, beguiling and self-serving.