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I thought it couldn’t; on the one hand there’s enough trouble if lokapgal was indeed a Chinese national, and possibly less trouble if she was a local Chinese. Now we have news she’s a 22 year old Malay lady who’s 3 months pregnant (via Star/Maxis sms alert).

Bernama’s carrying a story about the findings to date from the commission over here.

What’s the reaction going to be?

As feared, it appears that these ear-squats are part of “standard procedure” but has no official sanction. Of course it wouldn’t, now would it? A Star report mentions this over here.

The OCPD has advised us that:

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Conspiracy Theories

1. There has been a meeting of minds amongst various subterranean creatures on the subject of adult torture: make movies based on children’s books.
2. Tthere has been a desert’s worth of good movies because aliens have taken over Hollywood. Spielberg? Confirmed alien, sub species bipedal four-eyeds.
3. If you see mushrooms growing outside your house, watch out for leprechauns. Signs indicate increased activity and missing gold, explaining the sudden hiccup in prices.
4. Porkers caught walking on hind legs and smoking cigars: invasion of Red Ham imminent.

A weird, cloaked guy with rusty scythe was last spotted walking around neighbourhood looking for strange, sand-filled contraption. Promises of death and doom for “those dratty thieves!”; “quick and painless” rewards offered for capture of camo-khakied cats last seen in the vicinity of the local bawah pokok.

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