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InternetFriday, 16 September 2005 7:09 pm

“I will kill you, you asswipe!”

“I will kill you and your mother you swine!”

“I will kill you, your mother and your dog!”

And so it goes. I thought we were bloody civilised. At least, those of us who pretend to have an existence on this planet - let alone the internet - should act with some measure of decorum. But you know something? Acting like a child is not restricted to bad posters, commentors nor to script-kiddies intent on showing off l337 skillz. Promising damnation for perceived hurts against communities you don’t actually care about, for content you couldn’t arsed to think through, really is the shits, brothers and sisters.

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InternetThursday, 15 September 2005 11:52 pm

Don’t ask me what prompted this.

For some of us, reading the opinion columns in newspapers comes first, before the actual news. That’s normal, I think. We either agree with the columnist or *gasp* we don’t. And when we don’t, depending on the tone of the column, we either disagree objectively, or irrationally disagree to give said columnist the time of day for perceived wrong-headedness, arrogance and such.

Hey, who died and made newspaper columnists god, eh?

And so some of us, a small percentage anyway, go online, visit their blog-management dashboards and type up suitable invectives villifying said columnist. There are some, however, who take this a step further: they write up opinions — and that’s what it ever is, isn’t it — in such a way that their opinions sound more declarative as fact than as opinion. That’s what’s scary, to me.

Hey, who died and made bloggers god, eh?

Oh well…

Internet, Thoughts 9:46 pm

The good doctor alerted me to the fact that he’d been posting instalments of Kassim Ahmad’s thesis here. It’s been very, very interesting so far; a brief foray into methodologies of interpretation, and then a brief overview of a pre-Islamic Malay community. I think the meat of En Ahmad’s interpretation comes in later chapters, but the initial layout of the terrain has been interesting in and of itself.

Go check it out!

Internet, CurrentWednesday, 14 September 2005 7:32 pm

And two fellas in Singapore get shafted. I’m sure by now the whole Singapore blogging community is in an uproar, or has been in an uproar for the past few days. Apparently two yahoos got themselves charged with… making racist slurs on their blogs. I wonder how that would measure up against our content code, though I’m sure comments denigrating another race is beyond the pale under the general prohibitions.

I’ve discussed this before at some length, over here. I don’t thinkI should rehash anything, it’s just vaguely disturbing that all this comes about two weeks after I wrote that bit. I’ll have to grab a hold of Singapore’s Seditions Act, so if google expert can help me out here, I’d appreciate it.

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InternetFriday, 2 September 2005 4:53 pm

It’s come back to the same question again. I found this website while reading kamigoroshi’s post. Interestingly enough, you can get sued for allowing certain kinds of comments that others find libelous.

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Politics, InternetThursday, 1 September 2005 5:50 pm

It must be a sign of the times to have a politician set up shop in cyberspace. There’s a lot to be said about the significance of such an event though others might shrug shoulders at this new development. The most significant aspect about Mr Lim Kit Siang’s move into the “blog o sphere” (how I hate this term) is in the consequences, I think.

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Internet, CurrentThursday, 25 August 2005 10:44 am

patrobertson2Meanwhile, US TV Evangelist Mr Pat Robertson believes assassination is good.

You see? We have Muslim ‘fundamentalists’ and we have rip-roaring American, Bible-bashing fundamentalists. The Cosmic Balance is restored!

InternetWednesday, 24 August 2005 7:56 pm

Holy Puck! Did KL just get dissed?!

I learned about this from Luthien, drew some conclusions and landed up at Xiaxue’s blog! Holy shitnitz! She said..
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Personal, InternetFriday, 5 August 2005 1:26 am

I don’t quite know how the feel about the recent (read: 2-month old) debacle between Xiaxue and SarongPartyGirl involving M’sia’s very own Kennysia.

For posterity, I’ll link a.. blog with an alternative view on the affair, here, with all the sordid details for all to see.

I gather all this happened during the Bloggers.SG meet-up some time back. At the time, I was still trolling the vastness of the blog-verse, discovering new tidbits and a thriving blog-community in M’sia.

What can I say? As someone not even remotely involved in the whole affair, and therefore an observer only, I can say that the internal bitching brought on by the intrusion of real-life into the blog-verse has borne bad fruit; one of the reasons I have always eschewed meet ups and revelations of real life identities. I bet by now there’s just so little trust now left amongst certain bloggers down south.

Unfortunate.

It just speaks that much more emphatically about the fragility of your online personas. Back when, let’s see…about 5 or 6 years ago when I was blogging over at Diaryland (before the word “blog” had any currency), things were much simpler. Everyone knew the limits of their space on the internet, and best of all, appreciated these limits. Anonymity, whether some agree or not, is a precious gift, an advantage for those who’d misuse it, perhaps, but it cuts both ways.

Blogs these days are just too exposed; what began as an internet sub-culture has now become a full-blown fad. I stand by my previous comments on “preferences” and yet at the same time wonder if what has started off as an avenue to air thoughts has transformed into a vehicle for blaring them out.

See, the thing is, there has always been a plethora of blogs that some would call “infantile” and just as many blogs that purport to be serious. You could check out blogs on Pitas and Diaryland and you’ll see the diversity; heck, even if you go back to the years of Blogger’s inception, you’d see the same thing.

What worries me is the strident call, in Singapore, for bloggers to be serious. It seems people who are now begining to understand the pervasive nature of blogs are expecting said blogs to, at least, appear to take themselves seriously. Whatever happened to writing anything you wanted?

When I finally quit Diaryland, it was because I enjoyed writing in my own offline journal, with pen on paper, and I couldn’t at the time be arsed about taking time out to post something on my diaryland diary… and also because I had compromised my anonymity with real-life excursions. I lost the power to say what I want, when I wanted to and how I wanted to; I began practicing self-censorship, wondering what others would think of the real me if I suddenly reveal tidbits like, for example, enjoying deep throats (heh… ;) ).

I had become too exposed, I think, and the same thing is happening in Singapore I feel; now that bloggers have been unmasked as real people, standards of acceptability are now being applied to these bloggers — there has been a mental shift from regarding bloggers as anonymous netizens to full blown individuals with real points of reference.

It’s pretty sad, I think… I hope this doesn’t happen here in the Malaysian blog scene.

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p/s: I’m feeling frivolous this morning. Sad, too. Hence the change in my blog’s tag/name. Ha!

Internet, ThoughtsTuesday, 2 August 2005 10:47 pm

An article on the BBC notes that one blog is created ‘every second’, that more and more people are buying into the latest drug in what Gibson’s described as our consensual hallucination. I say ‘latest’ because I have a cynical regard for fads, whilst enjoying the pithy hypocrisy of engaging in them. Which, if you think about it, is at the core of being alive; forget about people telling you to ‘live authentically’, there’s no point wallowing in angst when there’s just so much to occupy our time with ;) .

But back to blogging. I don’t know much about it, and a self-reflexive consideration about blogging in the very medium which is being scrutinized should at least throw up some interesting questions about circularities and questions begged.

To leave those questions to one side for the moment, I’m sure we could get into the whole reciprocity implicit in the idea of ‘gift-giving’, but let’s transpose that, for a moment, onto the problematic at hand: what does a blogger share when he or she blogs? He or she shares his or her thoughts. It is sharing, basically, unless one has a private, password-protected blog. So what happens when one shares one’s thoughts? One has the expectation of another receiving or at least partaking of said thoughts. Those thoughts could range between one’s personal views about something, or one’s objective views about something - it doesn’t matter.

What matters is the very phenomenon of this sharing. One gives and one receives. But what is the expectation of one who gives? That another should receive, or more precisely, that another should welcome one’s views, personal or otherwise. Note that ‘welcoming’ does not necessarily equate to ‘agreeing’, but means, rather, that one, perhaps, emphatises with you. The reciprocity of this kind of ‘gift-giving’ is in one’s elevation from the obscure to the known. At a more general level, it would probably mean an acknowledgement by the many, the pool of bloggers, of one’s presence.

At a more fundamental level, words like “narcissism”, “self-identity” and the like would matter more. I guess in a world where “Everyone’s waiting for their chance to speak,” as Marla Singer tells our unnamed hero in “Fight Club”, a blog, a diary, a webpage is a monument of or to speech existing in the liminal space that is the internet. It’s not a bad thing, really.

I think what’s more important is the idea of “self-identity”, or rather, the projected identity of the author of a blog, webpage or such like. A blog, I think, is like that monument of speech as I said above, but it’s also as an affirmation of one’s expression of one’s self, ideal or not. In the relative anarchy of the internet, there really is no barrier to expression except when the implicit covenant of the online world is broken with the intrusion of the Real World.

With Montaigne, we can dance in our relative freedom, free to find ourselves; we might find ourselves “childish”, or “self-important”, even “arrogant”, but the ways in which we comport ourselves in this online space remains inviolable, even to (if you think about it) criticisms against the way we playfully dance from one idea to the next. When not repressed, this place really is the “palace of our minds”, our space to breathe.

Which is why I was fairly amused by this post and laughed out loud when I read the article featured in Singapore’s New Paper.

Elsewhere, another blogger, “A Moo Point”, takes apart the article, and concludes that:

  1. We don’t blog for the media (I’m reading it spuriously, I know)
  2. We blog for ourselves and not others

I’m like, “Dude, we blog for others, whether you like it or not”. Like I said before, blogs are not private, so you can’t possibly be blogging for yourself only, without, at the back of your mind, thinking about what others will be thinking when reading your blog. It’s as simple as that.

But the “lament” in that newspaper article is about as superficial as it can get: you may conclude, with Singabloodypore that, in general, people who blog about their dogs, themselves and their lives are “infantile”, but that only reveals a matter of preference. And this can only be infinitely less important than a blogger’s working-out of his or her own identity for his or herself and for others, whether we accuse each other of being narcissists or not.

Being “politicized” and/or “mature” by “accepted” definitions are categories that exist only in the minds of those who do the criticizing.

InternetSaturday, 30 July 2005 3:41 pm

I suppose if you’re like me, you aren’t surprised anymore by how unbelievably amoral some corporations are or can become.

In a bitterly funny turn of events, Cisco gets slammed by its owned shareholders for apparently allowing the Chinese government the use of tools to restrict internet access to sites deemed not in their “national interests”, whatever that means.

Check out the following funnies:

“Cisco does not participate in any way in any censorship activities in the People’s Republic of China,” Alberstein says. “We have never custom-tailored our products for the China market, and the products that we sell in China are the same products we sell everywhere else.”

Which, of course, is the same as saying “we don’t do the censorship, nevermind if we make it easier for them to do it”. Double you just love neutered double-speak? Another one:

Export constraints passed in the wake of the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre block U.S. companies from selling “any crime control or detection instruments or equipment” to China. Cisco says networking equipment is not covered by the prohibition. “We do sell our products to law enforcement agencies around the world, including China,” says Alberstein. “And we do that in full compliance with Department of Commerce export regulations.

I find it sometimes amusing how following the letter of the law is used as permission to flout ethics, don’t you?

Internet, AutowerksTuesday, 26 July 2005 5:00 pm

The normal disclaimers apply: i’m just linking the video clip, and the clip in no way expresses my utter disgust at the um thing, the thing they said. I didn’t upload the clip, I’m just linking it.

The things they were saying, I mean, bloody brits thinking we make cars in a jungle clearing! Bastards!

Clip is from the… was it the 10th July ‘05 broadcast of Top Gear? Not sure.

Said clip mentioned anew (news of this made an appearance about 2 weeks back) in this thread, Topgear video savvy humiliation here.

Direct link here.

On a serious note, they don’t really have a good opinion about Protons over there, and consequently take a rather dim, if not insulting, view of Malaysians.

Update: the above links don’t seem to be working anymore. Paultan.org has put up a page hosting the vid. Check it out here.

InternetMonday, 25 July 2005 10:32 pm

How the HELL do people come up with this?!

#111338 +(8918)- [X]

JonJonB: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book

JonJonB: Let’s see the results…

JonJonB: “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry.
JonJonB: “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything

JonJonB: A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

JonJonB: “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.”
JonJonB: “Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. ”

JonJonB: Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

JonJonB: “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”

JonJonB: The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils.

JonJonB: He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

JonJonB: He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

JonJonB: Ok
JonJonB: I have found, definitive proof
JonJonB: that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
JonJonB: “Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he?

melusine: O_______O

JonJonB: Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

JonJonJonB: Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

JonJonJonB: ‘Get - off - me!’ Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

*falls over laughing my ass off*

More here! Spotted at Mr Brown’s.

InternetSaturday, 23 July 2005 11:22 am

Ack, jeez, I haven’t laughed myself this silly for quite a bit :) . Yoghurt anyone?

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